Oh that's right, it's Jesus.
They can both do MAGICK!!! My dream coven: Jesus, David Blaine, (Copperfield? I think not), Goody Proctor, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and all three of them bitches from Charmed. If HypePipe had a Fantasy Magick League, who would YOU choose?
Paul Crouch, from the flashy, Rococo, gold-covered, swarovski crystal-encrusted TBN network might be gay. But then, aren't all the big evangelicals gaying it up these days, even the ones who don't broadcast from a set that looks like the inside of Jeannie's bottle? Personally, I've always been a fan of the wifey. Jan Crouch is like a 100 year old Solid Gold dancer. Hot! Watch a vid on the story here.
.....................Goofy Government Antics
Noun: Bong Hits for Jesus
Government Institution: Supreme Court
Name: Ken Starr
Place: Juneau, Alaska
Occupation: Stoner Anime Wizard
Bong Hits for Jesus were the topic of conversation today at
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the Supreme Court where
..(gov. inst.)...........(name)
Juneau, Alaska for suspending a student for being a
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stoner anime wizard .
....(occupation)
Read the whole story here.
Favorite quotes:
"Frederick was a high school senior in Juneau when he decided to display the banner [reading "Bong Hits For Jesus"] at a school-sanctioned event to watch the Olympic torch pass through the city on its way to the 2002 Winter Games in Salt Lake City."
"A bong is a water pipe that is used to smoke marijuana."
"Two years after the banner incident, Frederick pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of selling marijuana, according to Texas court records."
