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Noun: Bong Hits for Jesus

Government Institution: Supreme Court

Name: Ken Starr

Place: Juneau, Alaska

Occupation: Stoner Anime Wizard


Bong Hits for Jesus were the topic of conversation today at
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the Supreme Court where Ken Starr defended a principal from
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Juneau, Alaska for suspending a student for being a
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stoner anime wizard .
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Favorite quotes:

"Frederick was a high school senior in Juneau when he decided to display the banner [reading "Bong Hits For Jesus"] at a school-sanctioned event to watch the Olympic torch pass through the city on its way to the 2002 Winter Games in Salt Lake City."

"A bong is a water pipe that is used to smoke marijuana."

"Two years after the banner incident, Frederick pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of selling marijuana, according to Texas court records."