Brian Slocum Watch

Just in case you've been dragging your hungover bones out of bed after the Today Show and all its related local foolishness is over, or if you simply have more fabulous or important things to do...


We'd just like to remind you that Brian Slocum, WXII's everlasting gobstopper of news and weather, has been behind that news desk all week long- for the 134th time!

The last time this happened, Jennie, Austin, and V-Scoy were all on vacation or getting their batteries replaced or something. This week, however, B-Slo at least had a weather assist from A.C. and Jennie's feeble joking to take some of the pressure off. But just wait, he'll be back at it Saturday and Sunday, racking up more overtime than is healthy for a local news personality. (BUT seriously WE LOVE IT!)

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BREAKING NEWS: Local Weathrman Finally Allowed to Go Home!

Perhaps it was last night's thunder that brought back weatherman Austin Caviness back from his 8-month long vacation break. Regardless there is one man who couldn't possibly be happier. That man is none only but the everlasting gobstoper of local news and weather,

BRIAN SLOCUM!

This POOR MAN was forced to host every damn segment of morning news from Monday thru Sunday! And he STILL had to predict the weather evryday! Finally this weak soul was allowed to go home and rest his sexy, weary bones after the WXII morning news team finally all got back from vacation to do their own damn jobs!

Congratulations B-Slo! Here's to you!

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