Hats!

We have been so busy preparing our audition pieces for Hats! The Red Hat Society Musical, we've barely had time to sleep or write out and mail our child support checks, let alone blog.

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Brian Slocum Watch

Just in case you've been dragging your hungover bones out of bed after the Today Show and all its related local foolishness is over, or if you simply have more fabulous or important things to do...


We'd just like to remind you that Brian Slocum, WXII's everlasting gobstopper of news and weather, has been behind that news desk all week long- for the 134th time!

The last time this happened, Jennie, Austin, and V-Scoy were all on vacation or getting their batteries replaced or something. This week, however, B-Slo at least had a weather assist from A.C. and Jennie's feeble joking to take some of the pressure off. But just wait, he'll be back at it Saturday and Sunday, racking up more overtime than is healthy for a local news personality. (BUT seriously WE LOVE IT!)

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Mary Jo Stoicly Clenches Bullet-Riddled Jaw at Latest Attempt by Amy Fisher to Fuck Her (ex) Husband

Wha wha? Amy Fisher is back with poofy pants man. A slap in the face to Mary Jo, to say the least! Read all about how they're, like, a week away from shopping for matching towels at Target.

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