BREAKING NEWS: Local Weathrman Finally Allowed to Go Home!
Perhaps it was last night's thunder that brought back weatherman Austin Caviness back from his 8-month long vacation break. Regardless there is one man who couldn't possibly be happier. That man is none only but the everlasting gobstoper of local news and weather,
This POOR MAN was forced to host every damn segment of morning news from Monday thru Sunday! And he STILL had to predict the weather evryday! Finally this weak soul was allowed to go home and rest his sexy, weary bones after the WXII morning news team finally all got back from vacation to do their own damn jobs!
Congratulations B-Slo! Here's to you!

1 comment:
everlasting gob stopper.... oh hee hee ho ho, i can't stop laughing!
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