We Reeeeeally Hope the Clay Aiken Candidacy is Not a Joke
According to this, Clayken, who must finally be listening to what his bangs are telling him, has set his sights on Liddy Dole's senate seat.
We reeeeeally hope this is not a joke. We are already very emotionally invested in being represented by Senator Clayken. His hair alone could save us all. Plus, we know why he's running. He wants to fill the state with unicorns! (After he gets hisself a fur coat and flying car.)
Episode 3 of Unicorn Planet
