But Did He Ever Get Busy in a Burger King Bathroom?

Ok, so it's only Tuesday and this week is already bananas. Owen Wilson tried to put the "death spell" on himself, Senator Larry Craig likes doing it in the, um, airport, and Brit Brit is under investigation by the L.A. County Department of "Please Don't Fuck Up Your Kids or We Will Take Them From You."

How many more stars on the edge are gonna go over it in a barrel, when is Kevin gonna get custody of those kids, and really, how many more anti-gay, but also GAY, Republican senators are still in the closet?

JUST KIDDING! (Ricky Martin isn't a Senator, duh.)

To cheer yourself up, you can follow this link to some photos of Britnay's mothering in action. (Is there inappropriate clothing? Cigs and booze? You have to click the link to know for sure!) Forget saving Greensboro, WHO WILL SAVE THOSE BOO BOOS?

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Google News is Homophobic

What, dear reader, might one expect if one were to type "gay" into Google News' search engine? Stories about Larry Craig? Anderson Cooper? Zac Ephron? Us too. But the sad truth is that Google News doesn't want you to learn about gay things. It doesn't care about GLAAD protesting Buju Banton or AIDS victims being buried alive in Papua New Guinea or the latest episode of Unicorn Planet. Google News seems to think sprinting is more important than all of that stuff combined. Commence with the hatemail.

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We Reeeeeally Hope the Clay Aiken Candidacy is Not a Joke

According to this, Clayken, who must finally be listening to what his bangs are telling him, has set his sights on Liddy Dole's senate seat.

We reeeeeally hope this is not a joke. We are already very emotionally invested in being represented by Senator Clayken. His hair alone could save us all. Plus, we know why he's running. He wants to fill the state with unicorns! (After he gets hisself a fur coat and flying car.)

Episode 3 of Unicorn Planet

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?uestlove Simpsonized

Yes, just like we said. It's on his myspace page.

OMG, we're so lazy... (this shouldn't even count as a post) Well, back to steaming artichokes and eating Brie!

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Gay Clip of the Year

We would like to give this newscaster an award for Gay Clip of the Year

... but we are laughing too hard

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We Thought Witchcraft was Already Kinda Gay...

What kind of spells do you think are in here?

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Gay for Friday

A West Side Story Dance Remix- what could be gayer?

...or more AWESOME!?

It gets REALLY good at the 2:00 minute mark, but whole thing is pretty f'ing great. West Side Story is clearly where Bubbles' associate Michael Jackson got the ideas for all of his videos. This is the Alpha and the Omega.

Also, listen for C&C Music Factory- this is the remix/mashup of the year!!!!

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