Paula and Her Krazy Eyes

Although watching American Idle provides the occasional frisson of seeing Paulina totally lose her shit (moth and the melon) , sometimes it is the little things that make it all worthwhile.

Tonight Paula had the crazy eyes workin' overtime!

"Jordin" (left, right, left right) "you did a greeeeat" (left, right, left, right) "job!" (left, right, left) "And tonight" (left, right) "was a strong night" (left) "for you." (left, right, left, right)

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Sometimes Hair is Not Enough...

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Baby Moustache Fever

Marc Anthony and Sanjaya Malakar must have clicked rings before last night's American Idle, because their Wonder Twin Powers were activated!

Both love to croon in Spanish to Jennifer Lopez about chinchilla fur coats. They both love to wear silky pajamas around the house. And they both have baby moustaches and the faintest whispers of goatees. Fuck the Olsens, these are our new favorite twins!

While we are pretty sure that Sanjaya was singing "Besame Mucho" all we could hear was "Tresemme, Tresseme Mucho."

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Somebody Call Paul Mitchell- or Vidal Sassoon!

American Idle still continues to try my patience, and word is that the ratings are off from last year's Daught-tastic season, but there's always one wildcard every season who makes tuning in worthwhile. And the wildcard and total dum dum for this season is Sanjaya! Every single show has been NUTS and I think the poor boy got his memos confused about when exactly is Crazy Hair and Shoe Day.

For some extra chatter about how Sanjaya is ruining everything on purpose, check out Tabloid Baby.

Last night I think Sanjaya looked kinda like a stegosaurus.
My prediction for next week's hairstyle?

Fingerwaves!!!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

THIS SHIT IS GONNA SET GREENSBORO ON FIRE!

HypePipe can barely keep our shirts on today- we know that the Daughtry concert is going to blow Greensboro the fuck up! Bananas does not even begin to describe this evening's event.

Now Hear This:

Over 8,000 people are expected to crowd the streets of downtown G-spot.

Almost every street in downtown is currently closed and the vendors are pitching their tents. HypePipe contributor and bus-rider, Cedric, reports that streets were being closed off as early as last night!

Flat screens too! The city is setting up a 25 foot screen so even short people can watch.

Yesterday's New York Times featured a Chris Daughtry profile, revealing this hot piece of news: The downtown concert will be filmed for Daughtry's "Home" video.

Our own local parakeet cage liner, the News and Record, has published a complete guide to the event, including a map and concert schedule.

Tents will be selling beer on Elm St, Chris Daughtry will be singing, and cameras will be filming a music video...

Greensboro: SHOW YOUR TITS!

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A New Kind of Happiness

If you watched the Show That Must Not be Named last night, then you already know what I'm talking about!

Idle has been so incredibly TIRED since Bucky Covington was kicked off last season that I don't really watch it anymore. It's also at least two hours of television two nights a week- as Cedric will tell you I just don't have that kind of attention span, even if there's no plot or scripted drama to follow. But once again, I have to give many thanks to the cruise ship virus for keeping me immobilized and watching TV....

"belles larmes de bonheur"

Because I think this girl in the Idle audience invented a new kind of happiness night. And I love happiness.

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If You Like Creed...

You'll LOVE Daughtry!

HypePipe is enormously excited to HYPE the upcoming Daughtry concert. Mostly because whenever that former Honda Service Center employee starts singing, we love to sing along:

"CREED, CREED, CREED!"

He don't work here no more

When: This Friday, March 23rd

Time: Sometime after 8:00 pm

Where: Hamburger Square, outside of Natty Green's

Opening Act: Athenaeum (we bet they are pissed
that Chris is way more famous)

Stay tuned for more hype on this event. Apparently they will be selling beer on Elm Street, making this is an event we can get behind 100%. (We also hope to see Kellie Pickler there supporting her fellow contestant. We wanna take her out for calamari!)

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