Friday, March 23, 2007

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

THIS SHIT IS GONNA SET GREENSBORO ON FIRE!

HypePipe can barely keep our shirts on today- we know that the Daughtry concert is going to blow Greensboro the fuck up! Bananas does not even begin to describe this evening's event.

Now Hear This:

Over 8,000 people are expected to crowd the streets of downtown G-spot.

Almost every street in downtown is currently closed and the vendors are pitching their tents. HypePipe contributor and bus-rider, Cedric, reports that streets were being closed off as early as last night!

Flat screens too! The city is setting up a 25 foot screen so even short people can watch.

Yesterday's New York Times featured a Chris Daughtry profile, revealing this hot piece of news: The downtown concert will be filmed for Daughtry's "Home" video.

Our own local parakeet cage liner, the News and Record, has published a complete guide to the event, including a map and concert schedule.

Tents will be selling beer on Elm St, Chris Daughtry will be singing, and cameras will be filming a music video...
Greensboro: SHOW YOUR TITS!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i can't wait. CREED CREED CREED!

Anonymous said...

god bless you greensboro and god bless america!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Greensboros rules, and yes, we are darned proud of Chris Daughtry. The man can sing and the looks are not too shabby...

Anonymous said...

god, i love chris d!

Anonymous said...

god, i love chris d!

Anonymous said...

according to my Kernersville co-workers, Daughtry IS God. and by the way Daughtry, thanks for making downtown Greensboro fucking miserable last Friday.