BREAKING NEWS- Al Gore's Son to Purchase Bus Pass in the Near Future

The son of former Vice President and current Planeteer, Al Gore, was arrested yesterday for smoking weed and speeding. Or as it's called in California, "driving."

The best part about Al (B. Sure) Gore III getting arrested for speeding with a car full of pills? He was speeding in a low-carbon Prius! The second best part? The pill selection the police found: Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall. (He must have used the Adderall to help him stay awake through An Inconvenient Troof)

Al Gore's son, HypePipe officially welcomes your crazy ass to THE BUS.

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Paula and Her Krazy Eyes

Although watching American Idle provides the occasional frisson of seeing Paulina totally lose her shit (moth and the melon) , sometimes it is the little things that make it all worthwhile.

Tonight Paula had the crazy eyes workin' overtime!

"Jordin" (left, right, left right) "you did a greeeeat" (left, right, left, right) "job!" (left, right, left) "And tonight" (left, right) "was a strong night" (left) "for you." (left, right, left, right)

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