-Molly has two daddies! Molly has two daddies! Molly has two daddies!
-Ooooo, who's hotter, Sweaty Wife Beater Sylar or Non-Gel Hair Nathan Petrelli? So HARD!
-We love cousins! We also love how Heroes is weighing in on the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Cousin Monica may have been disapointed by her FEMA trailer, but that's not gonna stop her from applying for the REGIONAL MANAGMENT TRAINING PROGRAM at the McDonald's where she works. Now if only the whole Gulf Coast would follow her example...
-Claire is so much smarter and wiser than she was last year but she's still a stupid little girl for cute boys. OBVIOUSLY HE'S A SPY, GIRL! He's gonna eat you!
-Words of Wisdom from Mama Petrelli: "Just because you shaved doesn't mean you're clean and sober." Ain't that the truth...
-blah blah blah Mexico, running away to America, black death tears...
-The We-May-Live-Together-With-A-Child-But-Really-We're-Not-Gay quote of the night: "If you wanna unload, Matt, go ahead." Man, Matt
is lay-um. Has been since
Felicity. His character always sucks. I sure hope he goes away soon. Oh wait no. His dad is the guy who killed Mr. Sulu. Fucking great. I guess he's sticking around forever.
-Oh look Peter in the 90s! Nice suspenders...
-Sylar pulls a Serial Mom and kills Derek with a payphone.
-The other We-May-Live-Together-With-A-Child-But-Really-We're-Not-Gay quote of the night: "You know everything about daddy issues?!" Matt, seriously.
-SHIT! Cousin Monica straight whirled around on a pole and kicked that guy in the face -with BOTH FEET! So, wait, her power is that she can do whatever she sees on TV? Seriously? That's the best power ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-VERONICA MARS IS GONNA BE ON HEROES!!!!! Wow, a one-two combo. First the face kick, now this?! Next week is gonna kick so much ass...
This week Cedric was nonplussed but Patrick still found plenty to write about. In any event, both have joined a cult devoted to the worship of Nathan Petrelli's hair. What more could one ask for from a prime-time half-hour drama? Allow us to recapitulate...
