File This Under "No Child Left Behind" or "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?"
I did a Michael Jackson "hee heee" when I read this on some chick's Kimora Lee Simmons blog:
ATTENTION STUDENTS: Please do not email requesting additional biographical and historical information for Kimora Lee Simmons or Baby Phat for your school
project. All the info I have has already been compiled and is located on this
site.
Really, what schools are allowing these kinds of assignments? And are they hiring?
From the Funny Stories about Tragic Situations Department, a Charlotte art teacher (at an elementary school no less) LITERALLY put a sign on his door announcing that class was cancelled until Friday. Not till 2:00, but Friday. When administrators busted open the locked door they found him getting ready to 
