Do Not Disturb, Shooting Up in Progress

From the Funny Stories about Tragic Situations Department, a Charlotte art teacher (at an elementary school no less) LITERALLY put a sign on his door announcing that class was cancelled until Friday. Not till 2:00, but Friday. When administrators busted open the locked door they found him getting ready to shoot up some H! Arm band, spoon and everything! I bet he wished they'd found him buggering the history teacher instead.

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