While Britney's coterie of enablers has been hard at work helping Brit overdose on food, pills, or whatever's lying around (Alli is not your friend, Britney!) we found this clippy clip on Boomtacular. "We were all rooting for yooou!"
From the Funny Stories about Tragic Situations Department, a Charlotte art teacher (at an elementary school no less) LITERALLY put a sign on his door announcing that class was cancelled until Friday. Not till 2:00, but Friday. When administrators busted open the locked door they found him getting ready to shoot up some H! Arm band, spoon and everything! I bet he wished they'd found him buggering the history teacher instead.
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