BREAKING NEWS- Al Gore's Son to Purchase Bus Pass in the Near Future

The son of former Vice President and current Planeteer, Al Gore, was arrested yesterday for smoking weed and speeding. Or as it's called in California, "driving."

The best part about Al (B. Sure) Gore III getting arrested for speeding with a car full of pills? He was speeding in a low-carbon Prius! The second best part? The pill selection the police found: Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall. (He must have used the Adderall to help him stay awake through An Inconvenient Troof)

Al Gore's son, HypePipe officially welcomes your crazy ass to THE BUS.