Breaking News: Bonanza City in Desperate Need of ChapStick!
And God, evidently. This week's Kid Nation was all about religion -an unnecessary divergence in our opinion. Cedric took notes, but then we went to Qdoba and they accidentally fell in my burrito and I ate them. Oh well, they're gone now.
Instead let us move our fingers into gyana mudrah and close our eyes. Now follow your breath and project this old youtube clip onto the space between your eyebrows:
Just to clarify,
Overall, we can definitely still say with certainty that Jared is still definitely THE SHIT!!!! Not only does he testify like a Pentecostal Minister (that is, with a dead animal) but he also meditates. Blabadey blah, other stuff happens, Taylor does her thing (tyranny), and Greg is still ugly (on the inside(too)). And we still don't care who the other 32 kids in Bonanza City are.
Aside from Jared the only standout was Ashley, Cody's girl-friend. This mid-western vixen's siren call was far too powerful for poor Cody, and he was eventually lured back to the rolling hills of Nebraska or wherever he's from. We wish him the best in both life and love, however we feel Taylor prolly summed it up best: "Good riddance, queef-face."
Okay, she didn't really say that. Yet.
