But Did He Ever Get Busy in a Burger King Bathroom?
Ok, so it's only Tuesday and this week is already bananas. Owen Wilson tried to put the "death spell" on himself, Senator Larry Craig likes doing it in the, um, airport, and Brit Brit is under investigation by the L.A. County Department of "Please Don't Fuck Up Your Kids or We Will Take Them From You."
How many more stars on the edge are gonna go over it in a barrel, when is Kevin gonna get custody of those kids, and really, how many more anti-gay, but also GAY, Republican senators are still in the closet?
JUST KIDDING! (Ricky Martin isn't a Senator, duh.)
To cheer yourself up, you can follow this link to some photos of Britnay's mothering in action. (Is there inappropriate clothing? Cigs and booze? You have to click the link to know for sure!) Forget saving Greensboro, WHO WILL SAVE THOSE BOO BOOS?
