Last Week's Rock of Love Gets an "R" for Rock, Rainbows, and ROUGH
Even though the Today Show has been making me dumber, I wasted a bit more of my dwindling brain cell supply on this past week's Rock of Love (aka Rock Star Nut Grab). After Dear Sweet Tiffany departed, I couldn't bring myself to make Rock of Love appointment TV. Updates on this stupid-making, if amazing, show will continue to be sporadic- sorry if I'm disappointing you hard core B.M. (Bret Michaels) fans out there. It's been a busy summer!
All you need to know about this installment of Rock Star Nut Grab is right here! In case you were wondering what was under Rodeo's hat, it's the mind of a song-writing genius. Luckily for Rodeo, this week's challenge was a song-writing contest.
Unluckily for Rodeo, Bret was not impressed with her bizarre and tacky paean to all things "L.A." and "kids" and he voted her the fuck out of his house. I don't know why this didn't rock his world:
I would love you just like a rainbowOh Rodeo, you are giving so many crazy people a run for their money. "Grab our kids L.A. style" makes about as much damn sense as Tiffany announcing that she had a "hat made" in episode one. Thank you Rodeo for putting your crazy out on a platter for all to see!
that's endless in the sky
Grab our kids, L.A. style, let's love right
Baby, because I want to fly
If you can catch this rerun before the next episode drops, you will be amazed by the number of times Rodeo drops non-sequitur references to "kids," "L.A.," "lovin," "rainbows," and "sandboxes." Rodeo's awesome krazy talk is its own drinking game- make up your own rules! You'll be napping under a pile of empty Sparks cans by the end of the show!
