Today Show Hijacking More of My Brain Cells

I know, I know, I should just stop watching, but I can't help it. I love it when Elmo is on the Today Show. He always says something WILDLY inappropriate about Ann Curry! Ann-bot's circuitry probably can't compute "muppet crush" (I don't really get it either...) so it makes it even more fun to watch because she just covers her face with her hands and puts her head in her lap. You know if he didn't have to stay behind that couch, he'd be all grabbin' on Ms. Ann's chest!

Today, so far, (yeah, bishes, this is live blogging at its finest) he's composed a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Elmo loves words
And Ms. Ann Curry too.

(I think he hates Meredith.)