Showing posts with label nasty food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nasty food. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Barf Rock Cafe


While we are not officially a "food and cultcha" blog, we feel compelled to alert our readers when we hear about, consume, or get sick from nasty food in the Triad. In addition to Fishbones, Bonefish or whatever it is, we now gotta steer clear of the darling of the Greensboro corporate catering world, Bear Rock Cafe.


Here's the scoop on just how nasty it is:

Greensboro, NC -- An inspector checked Bear Rock Cafe at Friendly Center in Greensboro. He saw flies inside and rodents around its dumpster. Also, the meat and vegetable slicers were dirty.

The score for Bear Rock Cafe was 86.5, a "B".

posted August 16, 2007 on the Restaurant Report Card.


A "B" in Calculus is cause for rejoice. In a restaurant, it is cause for grabbing our keys and getting the HELL out. Summer still has a ways to go and there are plenty of mayonnaise-based salads yet to be eaten and food-borne illness yet to be caught. We'll keep you richly informed. If we don't die first!

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Who Keeps Greenlighting These Shitty Re-Makes????

Is it Al Qaeda? Or Karl Rove? Could it be Michael Douglas? Cher?


Seriously, whoever is responsible must be stopped. It could be that Catherine Zeta McPhee Jones's shiny shiny hair is workin my nerves more than usual these days, but I'm pretty sure No Reservations has the distinct aroma of a big poo omelet!

Give me a movie I haven't seen, like a RACHAEL RAY BIOPIC!!! It would be a timeless tale about a girl who can't cook so good, but whose dreams (powered by stoup, E.V.O.O., and tight fitting lycra-blend shirts) rocket her to the top of the world. In the last part of the movie, the "figure friendly" recipe pipeline runs dry, Oprah stops returning phone calls, and Rachael finds that the only job she can get is as Courtney Love's personal assistant. That would be a good movie.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

A Few Questions for the Muffin Man

Who are you Otis Spunkmeyer?

And are you aware that your muffins taste like nasty? And does the LaQuinta Inn West Little Rock think that I am going to want to stay there for their continental breakfast, featuring your Otis Spunkmeyer pastries? And will Michael Jackson be able to purchase your muffins in Dubai, when Blanket is hungry and needs a muffin?

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