If We Had a Luck Dragon...

we would fly to 2ArtChicks for the MARIJUANA WOLF CD RELEASE PARTY!

Also, don't miss Saurus and Health! Only three bones- that's a deal to boot. You can spend all the money you're saving on new panties- the Wolf is so good, you might shit the ones you wear to the show!

And before we drop anything else, like the remaining crumbs of our dignity, we shall drop a clue: the HypePipe fact gathering sponge that is spelled with one EM and one PEE and a number will come to the show

Oh, and it might be cold Friday night- be sure to wear a varf.