Haute Like Fire

Congratulations Dubai for making the cover of Haute Living, our favorite magazine only after Yachting.

Dubai's so haute, we can't stand it.

We told you Michael and Bubbles were headed there, Halliburton has already made the move, and Anna Nicole herself would have been chillin on Jumeirah Beach right now if it weren't for Howard K. Stern and those damn 600 pills.

Dubai's even building the world's first underwater hotel. Like in 7th grade when you had to design a fantasy country for social studies, and someone always did "AquaLand," a magical world at the bottom of the ocean under a big glass dome. In Dubai, THEY'RE DOING IT FOR REALS!

Mark our words, everything important in 2007 is going to take place in Dubai.