Fuck Carmen San Diego! Where in the World is Matt Lauer?

Dubai!

HypePipe will eat a gas station hot dog if Matt Lauer does not make Dubai the first stop on his Where In the World world tour!!!!

If you can stand what we are certain will be Meredith Vieira's unattractive displays of emotional neediness in the absence of her well-muscled co-host, tune in Monday morning to watch Mr. Lauer broadcast live from Birth Control Island, aka Jumeira Palm.