Celebrity Fit Club: I for Inevitable Bloodshed

If you are watching this season's Celebrity Fit Club, then you are probably, like me, waiting for the inevitable fisticuffs between husky lady rapper Da Brat and the biggest idiot to ever escape from Child Actor Island, Dustin "I got a glass leg and it's hungry for pizza" Diamond. If you don't watch this show, start now! At the rate he is alienating his peers, such as the pre-eminent Kimberly Locke, he may be dead by episode four.

I truly cannot wait for Da Brat to put a Timberland BOOT up his ass...

Lisa Turtle style!!!

P.S. This show is MAGICAL!