Non! Je Ne Regrette Rien!!!!!

...Oh hi there! Didn't see you come in. I was just catching up on old times with my buddy Edith. (wink) And you know, I've been thinking about Edith a lot recently. That's bec...What's that? Well yes, I suppose every gay man does think about her an aweful lot...but I have special reason to. That's right! I'm going to France! Southern France! For two months!

Land of crepes suzettes, golden showers (it's true, they invented them!), and sardonic prose. I can't wait! The only thing that brings une larme to my eye is that I shan't be able to post as frequement as I might like! Now, I've checked and they do have the internerds over there (though it's no where near as legible), but I will be busy! You see, I'm not merely prisant des vacances, I'm gonna have to do some strong manual labouring!



On a farm!

Two farms actually. But I want you to know, dear readers that I will do my best to stay in as much touch as I possibly can! And if I never come back, well, tough merde, at least you'll have the comfort of knowing that I've gone to a better place...