Why I'm Sometimes Embarrassed to Be Gay

Paris Hilton is heading to jail, arguably the most "important" celebrity related news going right now, but the Interweb's Gayest Little Piggie has still made no mention of it. So, it's okay to call Clair Danes a horse (I know, right!) but Paris is off limits? Cockfucker! I know it's beneath me, but I truly hate this man:



So many of us are trying to do good work here in the Internet and then this little tart goes and gives the whole operation a bad name.

So who want's to start a boycotting campaign? Alexa Ray Joel....I'm looking in you're direction...