America's Next Top Robot

Michael Jackson, birth father of Blanket and two other very life-like mammalian creatures, is gonna build a FUCKIN' ROBOT in the FUCKIN' DESERT!

I know. You're thinking, wait this sounds crazy- he's going to build a giant robot in the desert? Doesn't he have legal bills to pay, a custody battle with a crazy British party girl to settle, children with cancer to save and/or molest? Don't worry, it all makes sense.

It's going to be a 50 foot replica of himself. It's going to roam around the sandy deserts surrounding Las Vegas, just molesting and shooting lasers at everything it sees. See, it's not that crazy when you know the facts.