Last Night's Heroes: E for EPIC

Yes, Ma Petrelli certainly stole the show, but there's much, much more to talk about. What excrement from Tim Kring's brain did we roll around in from 9:00 to 9:58 last night? Only the dilligent reader will know...

Points of Interest:

- Claire straight up cut her toe off with a pair of scissors.

-Maya's crazy Biblical Black Tears that will kill the devil.

-Alejandro's Hungry Eyes that eat the tears. (What crazy new mutant combos will they think of next?!)

-Hiro is on his wacky screwball hero-quest with the white guy.

-Peter Petrelli naked, bang-less (Did he have bangs last time? I though he had bangs...), and tied to a chair in Ireland. His interrogator, like a soccer mom at the Apple Store the day before Christmas screams, "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING IPODS!"

-No one even cared that Britney's babies got took.