BREAKING NEWS!!! Delta Burke to Save Britney?

According to the fine folks at TMZ, Del Shores, writer of "Sordid Lives," is literally HUNTING down B-Ritt to ask her to star in the series he is developiping based on the aformentioned film. Others set to star in the series include Olivia Newton John and Delta Burke.

Between Xanadu and Designing Women, she'll HAVE to break (the cycle) eventually!

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Last Night's Heroes: E for EPIC

Yes, Ma Petrelli certainly stole the show, but there's much, much more to talk about. What excrement from Tim Kring's brain did we roll around in from 9:00 to 9:58 last night? Only the dilligent reader will know...

Points of Interest:

- Claire straight up cut her toe off with a pair of scissors.

-Maya's crazy Biblical Black Tears that will kill the devil.

-Alejandro's Hungry Eyes that eat the tears. (What crazy new mutant combos will they think of next?!)

-Hiro is on his wacky screwball hero-quest with the white guy.

-Peter Petrelli naked, bang-less (Did he have bangs last time? I though he had bangs...), and tied to a chair in Ireland. His interrogator, like a soccer mom at the Apple Store the day before Christmas screams, "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING IPODS!"

-No one even cared that Britney's babies got took.

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