Breaking News - Michael Jackson is Ill-Nana!
According to our favorite assholes at Fox News fallen pop star and dear friend of Bubbles Michael Jackson was rushed to a Las Vegas Hospital after experiencing pneumonia-like symptoms. MJ is said to be blaming Japan and his children for his illness.
Bubbles could not be reached for comment on Birth Control Island. However, the aging chimpanzee is said to be looking for the first flight out of Dubai to be with his estranged award show date.
As always, we keep you updated on updates as soon as they are updatable!
Bubbles could not be reached for comment on Birth Control Island. However, the aging chimpanzee is said to be looking for the first flight out of Dubai to be with his estranged award show date.
As always, we keep you updated on updates as soon as they are updatable!
