BREAKING NEWS: CHRIS DAUGHTRY WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!

And we couldn’t BEA more excited!

For those of you who have been concerned, we are indeed alive and are coming back with a VENGEANCE! And by “vengeance” we mean………


THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!!

To celebrate the arrival of our favorite season, TWINter, we will once again converge upon The Flatiron @ 8:00 pm on Saturday, December 22 to spell, yell, and raise all kinds of (John Mc)CAIN!

We’ll be celebrating Patrick graduating from the university where they say that’s not possible (yoU Never Can, in Greensboro). Cedric will be celebrating his last week in the G-spot before moving to the hamlet of Brooklyn, NY. And Erica (remember her) will be showing off her new door-knocker earrings which will be sure to cause a STIR!

AND there will be a very special appearance and performance by Hypepipe’s resident house band SexxySexxyMuscularBlackGuys!!!!


AND our brand new friends from BURN Energy Drink will be on hand adding fuel to our non-traditional holiday flame (clean burning of course cause we’re still green ya’ll)!

So ditch your family (or bring ‘em if they can take it). Scalp those Daughtry tickets (Because if anyone will be back to GSO Coliseum it is him, or them, or whatever the hell they are). And get ready to spell a hole into the ground deep enough for us to make it to Beijing by the 2008 Summer Games.

seeyouTHERE!

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ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS............

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM TYRA BANKS!

Just ask poor Jaslene.

Last cycle's winner was forced by the mighty pony thighs of Tyra and Queen Latifa's friends over at Cover Girl to not only make an in-"store" appearance at Wal-Mart BUT TO TAPE THE SHIT!

Luckily, it looked like our Puerto Rican Gia had herself a blast! And I have nothing against that at all. But Tyra, you promise to introduce these girls to a life full of glamour, flashbulbs, and criticism, then you turn around as soon as they win and sell their asses to Cover Girl who, in-turn, send them to events that could just as easily be hosted by Charla and Mirna of the Amazing Race.

I thought it was low when you made Naima sit in that tiny Walgreens and sign autographs a couple years ago, but you have indeed proved me wrong AGAIN! And for that, I thank you Tyra!

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GREAT MOMENTS IN GAY HISTORY PT I

So I never watched the first season of American Inventor on ABC (Walt Disney turns in his grave). But I caught this year's season premier and was lucky enough to witness a GREAT MOMENT IN GAY HISTORY. This dude named Richard Kopelle came on last year’s auditions with his invention My Therapy Buddy. His revolutionary, talking, self-affirming plush toy was immediately rejected by the judges and scoffed at by the world.

However this year HE CAME BACK (Imagine that! On a reality show nonetheless!). This time, Therapy Buddy (established to be a male) came with a male therapy "partner" and therapy child. And due to either gay sympathy or the new set of judges (Including George Foreman, who would have put a talking tampon through) he was allowed passage to the next round. Watch the clip below (pardon the sub-titiles) from his appearance last year and let it remind you that anything ladies and gentiles is indeed possible. And that GAYS AND DYKES CAN INVENT!

Pardon me now, I must get back to developing my sassy fag-hag/keg tap/hair washer and dryer.

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You Decide....

Who has the bigger CAMEL TOE?


This Canadian Queen?


Or the REAL KABALISTIC thing?


Help Us Decide!

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And The Tweens Shall Inherit The Summer (Jam)

So, on the heels of Lil Mama's immortal classic Lip Gloss (thank you Perez, but we had it first), I have found a couple new tracks that are bieng dropped just in time for Summer Jamz the world over.

Rhianna must have gotten tired of Ellen playing that damn song of hers everyday because she finally made A NEW ONE. It's called "Shut Up and Drive." This time around she seems to have taken Soft Cell back to the sample store and traded them in for Orgy. No shit ya'll. I couldn't believe it either, but it's fire. I had to change tank-tops twice!

And THIS SHIT made me question my sobriety when i not only saw and heard, but ENJOYED IT! Somehow Avril Lavigne took time off from makin my butt itch to recruit Lip Glossy Lil Mama to remix her POS anthem "Girlfriend." And the results.....I'm too embarrassed to share, but go to Idolator, take a listen, then decide for your self.

Then come to the Spelling Bea tonight and call me a sell out!

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Breaking News - Michael Jackson is Ill-Nana!

According to our favorite assholes at Fox News fallen pop star and dear friend of Bubbles Michael Jackson was rushed to a Las Vegas Hospital after experiencing pneumonia-like symptoms. MJ is said to be blaming Japan and his children for his illness.


Bubbles could not be reached for comment on Birth Control Island. However, the aging chimpanzee is said to be looking for the first flight out of Dubai to be with his estranged award show date.


As always, we keep you updated on updates as soon as they are updatable!

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