Hats!
We have been so busy preparing our audition pieces for Hats! The Red Hat Society Musical, we've barely had time to sleep or write out and mail our child support checks, let alone blog.
Showing posts with label HATS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HATS. Show all posts
Monday, August 6, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
Scandalous, Marvelous, Proof of G-d's Existence
The latest proof that G-d exists is that VH-1 has elegantly timed the debut of the new Bret Michaels fuck-a-thon, Rock of Love, to replace the Dustin-Diamond-shaped hole that was left in my heart when Celebrity Fit Club ended. (And how about those last three Charm School episodes? I laughed, I cried, I tee teed a little!)
The VH-1 programming software will re-run the debut episode PLENTY this week, so I shant give away too much. If you catch it, you need only watch for one person. The Scandalous, the Marvelous, TIFFANY.
The VH-1 programming software will re-run the debut episode PLENTY this week, so I shant give away too much. If you catch it, you need only watch for one person. The Scandalous, the Marvelous, TIFFANY.
At first blush, Tiffany just seems like every sad sack who gets booted off a dating show for being too old. Her charm doesn't totally catch fire until 20 minutes into the show when she gets Free-Booze-Drunk and starts talking major trashy shit to (and about) everyone in the house! She tells people not to threaten her, she slurs to the camera that "everyone is drinking haterade," adding "later haterade" for good measure, and continues to offer more completely incoherent Confucian wisdom throughout the night.
You can tell the show is gonna be one fucked up exploitation of some fucked up people when Tiffany offers this surprisingly successful argument for remaining on the show to Big John the bodyguard: "I had a hat made." (Please write into HypePipe if you know what the hell that is supposed to mean!) Oh, and one more thing. Tiffany, when pressed to explain why she is on the show in the first place, drunkenly mumbles something about "my daughter."
Tiffany, is this your daughter?
Friday, June 15, 2007
Finally!Thursday, May 24, 2007
REEEEEEALLY Excited
We're really excited Jordin Sparks won. We always vote a straight Sparks ticket. The Idols Tour, sponsored by Pop Tarts, is coming to Greensboro on September 11th. Patriotism is still huge with the Idol producers- I think they're gonna shoot Sanjaya out of a cannon in honor of the blessed anniversary!
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