The Body Count Rises
Soledad, departed this program June 2003
R.I.P. Kat-ay, May 31, 2006 
Campbell Brown, au revoir mon ange! July 22, 2007
The Today Show is hemorrhaging talent like ER in the late 90s. We think their current audience is maybe just us (because watching Ann-bot Curry consistently makes our day) and soccer moms who want to see Norah Jones perform on the Plaza and know which flavor of Arbor Mist to serve at play group.
Meredith, Matt, Al, and Ann will soon be replaced by a box of CornDogs:
