Why We Love the Today Show

Here's the YouTube clip we've been waiting allDAY for! When the Today Show started its contest "Why I Love the Today Show" we had no idea Miss Jane Fonda would give us SO MANY REASONS in just one vag-tastic interview.



It includes Merd's PRICELESS attempt at a composed apology. Out on the plaza. Because nothing says gravitas like going out on the lanai.

Thank goodness they sent Ann-bot to Africa (in yet ANOTHER attempt to get her killed). She would have blown a c-word circuit!

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The Today Show Conducts "Witch Trial" on the Plaza

Poor Natalie Morales, the third hour meat by-product filler in the giant box of CORN DOGS that the Today Show has become, was tried for witchcraft in an olympic size above-ground pool on the Plaza this morning with some Olympic swimmers.

She floated- she's a witch!

It was either a witch trial or a promotion for the Beijing Olympics. I'm not sure. There was a lot of Chinese music and a fan that said "China Rising" above the Today Show logo. And there was a lot of chatter about some upcoming "summer games." I guess we'll never know. Click here to see the whole Today Show Crew, including NatMo as the (very) poor man's Madonna, on Halloween!

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The Body Count Rises

Soledad, departed this program June 2003

R.I.P. Kat-ay, May 31, 2006

Campbell Brown, au revoir mon ange! July 22, 2007

The Today Show is hemorrhaging talent like ER in the late 90s. We think their current audience is maybe just us (because watching Ann-bot Curry consistently makes our day) and soccer moms who want to see Norah Jones perform on the Plaza and know which flavor of Arbor Mist to serve at play group.

Meredith, Matt, Al, and Ann will soon be replaced by a box of CornDogs:

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A Very Special ANNiversary!!!

Thursday will mark the 10 year ANNiversary of hypEpipE's favorite news-bot/provider of awkward early morning interview moments ANN CURRY!

I really wanted to celebrate the occasion with a clip ANN running off the plaza in shame over her wardrobe or touching a today show model inappropriately during a workout segment. But I did manage to find this one of her reporting on Tim Hardaway hatin' on the gays.

Pay attention about 30 seconds in where ANN starts to lose her shit and laugh at his homophobic remarks. By the end, her asshole co-hosts (except Matt), as always steal her thunder and don't let our poor ANN-bot get in a word edgewise.

enjoy.....

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We Call Her...

" Ann-Bot"

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