MeeMaw, Nooooooooo!

Has anyone seen Ann-bot Curry's interviews this week? Her chip has been malfunctioning HARD. She started off the morning by hassling the Hoff. He kept trying to talk about how AA is all private and shit and there goes Ann-bot, asking more questions about how hard it must be to be an alcoholic eating burgers off the floor. (Yes, Ann, keep going!) She kept bringing up his kids and he was getting a little, shall we say, testy. Then the interview ended so awkwardly. You could tell he felt like he was tricked by her sneaky robotical ways.

Then the eerily precocious real live child, Bindi Irwin, came on to talk to our favorite robot about her new Animal Planet shows. Bindi was in the middle of talking about her daddy (her dead! daddy) and Ann-bot interrupted by saying something like oh no honey, you didn't understand my question.

There was some smoke comin' out of her "emotions" circuit board for sure. G-d we love that hot, hot robot.

We wish that we had actually caught her chat with Dr. Kevorkian. This is also what we wish had happened in the interview: Ann, gently lifting Dr. Death's chin, squints her eyes into a deep Ann Curry stare of empathy as she sings (in a slow, half spoken tone) the chorus of "Everybody Hurts" pausing dramatically before saying "sometimes."