The Today Show Conducts "Witch Trial" on the Plaza

Poor Natalie Morales, the third hour meat by-product filler in the giant box of CORN DOGS that the Today Show has become, was tried for witchcraft in an olympic size above-ground pool on the Plaza this morning with some Olympic swimmers.

She floated- she's a witch!

It was either a witch trial or a promotion for the Beijing Olympics. I'm not sure. There was a lot of Chinese music and a fan that said "China Rising" above the Today Show logo. And there was a lot of chatter about some upcoming "summer games." I guess we'll never know. Click here to see the whole Today Show Crew, including NatMo as the (very) poor man's Madonna, on Halloween!

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GREAT MOMENTS IN GAY HISTORY PT I

So I never watched the first season of American Inventor on ABC (Walt Disney turns in his grave). But I caught this year's season premier and was lucky enough to witness a GREAT MOMENT IN GAY HISTORY. This dude named Richard Kopelle came on last year’s auditions with his invention My Therapy Buddy. His revolutionary, talking, self-affirming plush toy was immediately rejected by the judges and scoffed at by the world.

However this year HE CAME BACK (Imagine that! On a reality show nonetheless!). This time, Therapy Buddy (established to be a male) came with a male therapy "partner" and therapy child. And due to either gay sympathy or the new set of judges (Including George Foreman, who would have put a talking tampon through) he was allowed passage to the next round. Watch the clip below (pardon the sub-titiles) from his appearance last year and let it remind you that anything ladies and gentiles is indeed possible. And that GAYS AND DYKES CAN INVENT!

Pardon me now, I must get back to developing my sassy fag-hag/keg tap/hair washer and dryer.

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