Showing posts with label come to the damn spelling bee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label come to the damn spelling bee. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: CHRIS DAUGHTRY WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!


And we couldn’t BEA more excited!

For those of you who have been concerned, we are indeed alive and are coming back with a VENGEANCE! And by “vengeance” we mean………


THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!!

To celebrate the arrival of our favorite season, TWINter, we will once again converge upon The Flatiron @ 8:00 pm on Saturday, December 22 to spell, yell, and raise all kinds of (John Mc)CAIN!

We’ll be celebrating Patrick graduating from the university where they say that’s not possible (yoU Never Can, in Greensboro). Cedric will be celebrating his last week in the G-spot before moving to the hamlet of Brooklyn, NY. And Erica (remember her) will be showing off her new door-knocker earrings which will be sure to cause a STIR!

AND there will be a very special appearance and performance by Hypepipe’s resident house band SexxySexxyMuscularBlackGuys!!!!


AND our brand new friends from BURN Energy Drink will be on hand adding fuel to our non-traditional holiday flame (clean burning of course cause we’re still green ya’ll)!

So ditch your family (or bring ‘em if they can take it). Scalp those Daughtry tickets (Because if anyone will be back to GSO Coliseum it is him, or them, or whatever the hell they are). And get ready to spell a hole into the ground deep enough for us to make it to Beijing by the 2008 Summer Games.

seeyouTHERE!


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Friday, August 31, 2007

One Bea to Rule Them All- Yes Greansboro Reelly Can Speall!


HypePipe's Third Ever Citywide Spelling Bea Arthur was a SMASHING success. By our own standards. Which are fuzzy and changeable. (like a pair of chaps!)

Nonetheless, last night's Bea was special because 1) Patrick had returned from France and 2) the spellers and spectators were so into the spelling of words, we think we witnessed a rebirth of both SMARTNESS and PAGEANTRY that will sustain us until the 2008 Summer Games.

The hosts, foolish as ever, dressed monochromatically. We were Patrick the Grey, Erica the White, and Cedric the Black. We're not sure how it went over, we just love a THEME.

Cedric set the tone with an EPIC opening verse...















Spellers strategized...
Patrick drank

Hillary had a birthday!

Everyone put on a Happy Face for the Spelling Bea (Arthur!).




















When all was said and done, we EVEN HAD PRIZES!

Burt's Bees for the tired lips of our spellers...


Honey for Theresa, our SWEET two-time runner up...


And BOOZE for Anna, the current reigning Word Champion!
Patrick awarded the grand prize, a gift certificate to the Flat Iron.


And let's not forget Mikey, owner of the Flat and our reason
for going out, drinkin' and spellin' and a hero to the citizens of Greensboro!


GREENSBORO SPELLERS WERE BURNING UP!


(Seriously, it was that smokey.)

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Breaking News: Greensboro Illiterate???




I
GUESS
WE'LL
SE(A)!!!!




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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

My Latest Excuse

Yeah, it's been a while between posts. I joined a Medieval Mercenary Crusade group for a week:



They tried to make me eat pudding that tasted funny and ordered me to smuggle cheese in my checked luggage on international flights. I didn't really mind the pudding or the white stuff they stirred into it, but I had to get out for the THIRD EVER HypePipe City-Wide Spelling Bea Arthur! It's this Thursday at Greensboro's own Flat Iron at Summit and North Church. Registration begins at 8:30. Spelling will probably start a bit before 9:00. Drinking will begin whenever the HELL YOU WANT cause you're grown now. The prizes are fabulous, it's fun even if you can't spell, and it's FREE.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

We Have'nt Foregottan How To SPEALL!

And we hoap u hav'ent eyethur!

Becauz.........................

Its not over until we beat up the fat lady and say so!

The 3rd (And Possibly Final((Of the Season)) SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)

Thurday, August 30

8:30pm

The Flatiron

In the menaime here are our good friends The Wu Tang Clan paying homage to the hard work that all of you G-Spot Word Heads have put forth so far.......

Stay Tuned, and as always
Enjoy.........




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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Last Call Y'all

You know what I'm talkin bout... Be there or be Brittney Spears' Publicist!

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