Courtney Love Might Make Sense

Courtney Love, darling of the incomprehensible jet setting party crowd, is actually making some sense. She's weighing in on, of ALL things, Owen Wilson's recent (and extremely sad!) suicide attempt and hospitalization. According to this, Courtney is blaming everything on some dude (Steve Coogan) she used to sleep and do drugs with. Seriously, if Courtney LOVE is calling you a druggie, then you are probably capable of turning Hello Kitty to drink and drug. (I personally blame the Pussycat Dolls. They are ruining EVERYTHING.)

I really hope Owen is able to bask in the sunshine of being alive once again- for The Royal Tenenbaums alone I am deeply indebted!

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Mademoiselle Tutwiler Locked in a French Tower, Whistling La Marseillaise and Awaiting Bastille Day

Until his release, watch this video of Courtney Love from what I can only deduce is the French equivalent of VH-1. I'm sure French music-tv is heavily subsidized and fully nationalized, which makes it even more AWESOME!

Watch for French-dubbed scenes from 1996's grand celebration of drugs and the First Amendment, The People vs. Larry Flynt.

Tres jolie!

Patrick has been under French rule for so long that he even forgot about the 4th of July. (It's banned in France!) I hope he doesn't forget how to wear short shorts and drink 40s!

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