Showing posts with label la france. Show all posts
Showing posts with label la france. Show all posts
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Mademoiselle Tutwiler Locked in a French Tower, Whistling La Marseillaise and Awaiting Bastille Day
Until his release, watch this video of Courtney Love from what I can only deduce is the French equivalent of VH-1. I'm sure French music-tv is heavily subsidized and fully nationalized, which makes it even more AWESOME!
Watch for French-dubbed scenes from 1996's grand celebration of drugs and the First Amendment, The People vs. Larry Flynt.
Tres jolie!
Patrick has been under French rule for so long that he even forgot about the 4th of July. (It's banned in France!) I hope he doesn't forget how to wear short shorts and drink 40s!
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Bonjour FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!
So in case you didn't know, the reason the French are so fashionable is because they live in the future. Six hours in the future. Which is enough time to steal all the hottest trends and keep them for themselves. Fucking French people.
Anyway, when last we talked I was in New York, non? Well, I ditched that place stat and made my way, via discunt airline, to a place not so far in the future as France and consequently not as fashionable, yet still far enough in the future to think wearing black socks all the time is cool. Namely, Liverpool. And let me tell you, if you think you got a tween problem back in Amuhrica you ain't seen nothing. This place is infested!
To read the rest of Patrick's travel log and see all his sexxxy pictures, Cliquer ici!
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Farewell Sweet Princess Peach Fuzz!
Patrick, we know you're going to France so we'll stop fucking with you, but you will never really escape our attempts to photograph your head and cut and paste it to shit. We will miss you dearly, fair Princess. Bon voyage!
Here's a farewell message courtesy of the nerds who invented AltaVista Babel Fish translation. (We don't know enough French to fill a thimble.)
Nous vous souhaitons le meilleur. Nous esprons que vous obtenez un certain amour chaud de fesses de Français. Parole bonjour à Johnny Depp pour nous. Et rappelez-vous, ne mangez pas de la viande de cheval!
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Non! Je Ne Regrette Rien!!!!!
...Oh hi there! Didn't see you come in. I was just catching up on old times with my buddy Edith. (wink) And you know, I've been thinking about Edith a lot recently. That's bec...What's that? Well yes, I suppose every gay man does think about her an aweful lot...but I have special reason to. That's right! I'm going to France! Southern France! For two months!
Land of crepes suzettes, golden showers (it's true, they invented them!), and sardonic prose. I can't wait! The only thing that brings une larme to my eye is that I shan't be able to post as frequement as I might like! Now, I've checked and they do have the internerds over there (though it's no where near as legible), but I will be busy! You see, I'm not merely prisant des vacances, I'm gonna have to do some strong manual labouring!
On a farm!
Two farms actually. But I want you to know, dear readers that I will do my best to stay in as much touch as I possibly can! And if I never come back, well, tough merde, at least you'll have the comfort of knowing that I've gone to a better place...
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