BREAKING NEWS: Britney's Mental Problems Not Helped by Drugs or Alcohol
- ex-bodyguard, Tony Barretto from a story in US Weekly
PACKED BY Anonymous at 9/23/2007 12:53:00 PM 1 comments
Taggage: britney nicole smith, fame and its hazards, impending tragedy, sad sad sad

Courtney Love, darling of the incomprehensible jet setting party crowd, is actually making some sense. She's weighing in on, of ALL things, Owen Wilson's recent (and extremely sad!) suicide attempt and hospitalization. According to this, Courtney is blaming everything on some dude (Steve Coogan) she used to sleep and do drugs with. Seriously, if Courtney LOVE is calling you a druggie, then you are probably capable of turning Hello Kitty to drink and drug. (I personally blame the Pussycat Dolls. They are ruining EVERYTHING.)
I really hope Owen is able to bask in the sunshine of being alive once again- for The Royal Tenenbaums alone I am deeply indebted!
PACKED BY Anonymous at 8/31/2007 02:47:00 PM 0 comments
Taggage: courtney love, drugs drugs drugs, owen wilson, sad sad sad, what the world needs now is love
After all this recent crazy out of control foolishness, Lindsay's gonna REALLY forREALforREAL on the real real real real REAL REAL REAL real real real go to rehab...
PACKED BY HypePipe at 7/25/2007 10:35:00 AM 0 comments
Taggage: al gore is crying a little bit, anna nicole is watching from heaven, au revoir, drunk partying messes, rehab is the new grad school, rehabkaban, sad sad sad
Gaddamm nbc.com and their limitedly interrupted online programming!!!!!! It has rendered my blogging abilities useless! For I cannot bear to sit in front of this computer for one more s
PACKED BY Patrick at 4/16/2007 11:52:00 PM 0 comments
Taggage: heroes, sad sad sad, TV addiction