Team Blue, Where Are You?

Cedric traveled by bus, on foot, by car, train, tram, taxi, and possibly by mule, for this weekend's Jerry Bruckheimer-produced trip to Durham. Even though the most cracked out of cities and the loosest of transportation arrangements are (usually) no match for the wits of our esteemed HypePipe contributor, we are wondering if Cedric is gonna be back for Season 2.

Did he make it out of rock town alive?

Did he get back to Orange County before midnight?

Did he defect to the United Arab Emirates on the Dubai leg of the race?

Will he make it back to the G-spot before the break of Kinko's Monday morning?

CEDRIC- your readers await word of your return!

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BREAKING NEWS: DURHAM IS KICKING MY ASS ALREADY!!!

So check this out......

I made it to rock town on the train. I then immediately walked off that train, not bringing my luggage with me.

I'm like O.K. its cool, I'll go and see if I can check into the hotel early.

I could not. Why, you ask? Because ladies and gentlemen I am POOR, BLACK, and UGLY! And currently in DURHAM!

So the generous peoples of the whatever-the-name-of-the-hotel-is brought me on their tram full of white women to the 9th St FedEx Kinko's. Where I am spending money to post this while I wait for David's can't-drive-either ass to swoop me and check into the hotel were I will drink SPARKS and think about how to rock the hell out of these adidas tennis shoes to the 3 o'clock wedding..............

This roller derby match isn't over though!

That will happen when I run out of money and can't get home.

(This would NEVER have happened in Dubai!)

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Wish Me Luck Y'all

So, I'm due to attend a wedding in DURHam, NC this weekend (It is actually in Bahamas, NC but I'll spare you the deets). I have just realized that due to the poor driving records of me and my friends, I will be taking a bus to the Depot in GSO to catch a train to DURHam to catch a gypsy cab to meet my friend somewhere on the cracked out streets of that fair town. Those who know me, know that me and DURHam don't exactly mesh. So keep me in your thoughts, prayers, and handbags and I will be with you upon my return.

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