BREAKING NEWS: DURHAM IS KICKING MY ASS ALREADY!!!
So check this out......
I made it to rock town on the train. I then immediately walked off that train, not bringing my luggage with me.
I'm like O.K. its cool, I'll go and see if I can check into the hotel early.
I could not. Why, you ask? Because ladies and gentlemen I am POOR, BLACK, and UGLY! And currently in DURHAM!
So the generous peoples of the whatever-the-name-of-the-hotel-is brought me on their tram full of white women to the 9th St FedEx Kinko's. Where I am spending money to post this while I wait for David's can't-drive-either ass to swoop me and check into the hotel were I will drink SPARKS and think about how to rock the hell out of these adidas tennis shoes to the 3 o'clock wedding..............
This roller derby match isn't over though!
That will happen when I run out of money and can't get home.
I made it to rock town on the train. I then immediately walked off that train, not bringing my luggage with me.
I'm like O.K. its cool, I'll go and see if I can check into the hotel early.
I could not. Why, you ask? Because ladies and gentlemen I am POOR, BLACK, and UGLY! And currently in DURHAM!
So the generous peoples of the whatever-the-name-of-the-hotel-is brought me on their tram full of white women to the 9th St FedEx Kinko's. Where I am spending money to post this while I wait for David's can't-drive-either ass to swoop me and check into the hotel were I will drink SPARKS and think about how to rock the hell out of these adidas tennis shoes to the 3 o'clock wedding..............
This roller derby match isn't over though!
That will happen when I run out of money and can't get home.
(This would NEVER have happened in Dubai!)
1 comment:
cedric- i am praying for you. godspeed!
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