Angelina is Probably Never Speaking to Jon Voight Again

So, I was going to use my magickal powers of Celebri-psychic clairvoyance to evaluate the stars of the new Bratz movie and predict which one is gonna be America's Next Top Cracked Out Mess. (In other words, which one of these tweens is 3-4 years away from Lohan?)


But then I checked the imdb page and found out that Jon Voight is a part of the tween-tacular Bratz cast.


All I can say about the Bratz movie now is that I'm pretty sure J. Voight will never again see Angelina and her collection of low-carbon babies. Like ever. She hates those slutty dolls and their evil influence on young girls' self-esteem!

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If you haven't seen You, Me, and Everyone We Know, this clip is like the Cliffs Notes. It's charged with pathos and humor- and POOP! It's the weekend, watch tv and raise hell!

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Of Meatwads and Milkshakes

We're pretty sure the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie opens this weekend. We think. Maybe tonight? We think we've seen pop up ads on Myspace... Um, soooo, yeah it's this weekend. (God, we're so strung out on Bjork mp3s and 30 Rock and fucking cold ass weather!) Click here for listings. Sparks and a straw make a great movie date!

We're probably gonna plan to go, not go, and then rent the DVD. Besides, for some reason, all the movie theaters in Greensboro smell like nasty unwashed carpet and cafeteria spaghetti (yeah, that kind of carpet). With the possible exception of the Friendly Center theater with the big echo chamber. And that's cause it was just bought up by some investors from DUBAI!

What do you think Greensboro's movie theaters smell like?

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