Angelina is Probably Never Speaking to Jon Voight Again

So, I was going to use my magickal powers of Celebri-psychic clairvoyance to evaluate the stars of the new Bratz movie and predict which one is gonna be America's Next Top Cracked Out Mess. (In other words, which one of these tweens is 3-4 years away from Lohan?)


But then I checked the imdb page and found out that Jon Voight is a part of the tween-tacular Bratz cast.


All I can say about the Bratz movie now is that I'm pretty sure J. Voight will never again see Angelina and her collection of low-carbon babies. Like ever. She hates those slutty dolls and their evil influence on young girls' self-esteem!