Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts

Friday, August 10, 2007

Today Show Hijacking More of My Brain Cells


I know, I know, I should just stop watching, but I can't help it. I love it when Elmo is on the Today Show. He always says something WILDLY inappropriate about Ann Curry! Ann-bot's circuitry probably can't compute "muppet crush" (I don't really get it either...) so it makes it even more fun to watch because she just covers her face with her hands and puts her head in her lap. You know if he didn't have to stay behind that couch, he'd be all grabbin' on Ms. Ann's chest!

Today, so far, (yeah, bishes, this is live blogging at its finest) he's composed a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Elmo loves words
And Ms. Ann Curry too.

(I think he hates Meredith.)

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

A Very Special ANNiversary!!!



Thursday will mark the 10 year ANNiversary of hypEpipE's favorite news-bot/provider of awkward early morning interview moments ANN CURRY!

I really wanted to celebrate the occasion with a clip ANN running off the plaza in shame over her wardrobe or touching a today show model inappropriately during a workout segment. But I did manage to find this one of her reporting on Tim Hardaway hatin' on the gays.

Pay attention about 30 seconds in where ANN starts to lose her shit and laugh at his homophobic remarks. By the end, her asshole co-hosts (except Matt), as always steal her thunder and don't let our poor ANN-bot get in a word edgewise.

enjoy.....



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