Why We Love the Today Show

Here's the YouTube clip we've been waiting allDAY for! When the Today Show started its contest "Why I Love the Today Show" we had no idea Miss Jane Fonda would give us SO MANY REASONS in just one vag-tastic interview.



It includes Merd's PRICELESS attempt at a composed apology. Out on the plaza. Because nothing says gravitas like going out on the lanai.

Thank goodness they sent Ann-bot to Africa (in yet ANOTHER attempt to get her killed). She would have blown a c-word circuit!

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Let Us Pray.....

For dear sweet Ann-bot Curry and her safe arival to and departure from THE MIGHTY SOUTH POLE!

Seriously, we miss that bitch!

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Today Show Hijacking More of My Brain Cells

I know, I know, I should just stop watching, but I can't help it. I love it when Elmo is on the Today Show. He always says something WILDLY inappropriate about Ann Curry! Ann-bot's circuitry probably can't compute "muppet crush" (I don't really get it either...) so it makes it even more fun to watch because she just covers her face with her hands and puts her head in her lap. You know if he didn't have to stay behind that couch, he'd be all grabbin' on Ms. Ann's chest!

Today, so far, (yeah, bishes, this is live blogging at its finest) he's composed a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Elmo loves words
And Ms. Ann Curry too.

(I think he hates Meredith.)

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Ann Curry to Star in Summer Blockbuster!

Ann-bot on the silver screen is a dream we've secretly dreamt for many years.

This movie is going to be sooo good. We are thinking Palme d'Or good. Getting high and shopping at Ikea good.

Favorite song on the radio good!

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