Not Tryin' to Put the Rush on Obama
hey! I have a HUGE crush on this guy. He's running for PRESIDANT. At the end of the last school year i decided that i REALLY liked him. It is summer now and i really miss him. Me and my best friend sat with him and 3 of his other guy friends at lunch outside. I used to bring him these cookies because he loved them and he was always like o my god i love you for bringing him cookies and stuff. I really dont know if he likes me or what. All i know is that i am totally in love with him.
sincerely,
o.b.amaGIRLinterruptd
Dear GIRL-
First off, stop flashing your drawers. If you're having trouble keeping your clothes on, perhaps you are high on PCP, in which case you should see a chiropractor immediately. And have you considered taking that unfunny shit bomb off of Youtube? Watching it makes my butt hurt. And as for your question about this fellow you have a crush on, I don't think that he is impressed with your outrageously slut-tastical behavior. At all. I'm certainly not. Hussy.
Good luck!
Barbara
