Not Tryin' to Put the Rush on Obama

dear barbara-

hey! I have a HUGE crush on this guy. He's running for PRESIDANT. At the end of the last school year i decided that i REALLY liked him. It is summer now and i really miss him. Me and my best friend sat with him and 3 of his other guy friends at lunch outside. I used to bring him these cookies because he loved them and he was always like o my god i love you for bringing him cookies and stuff. I really dont know if he likes me or what. All i know is that i am totally in love with him.

sincerely,

o.b.amaGIRLinterruptd

Dear GIRL-

First off, stop flashing your drawers. If you're having trouble keeping your clothes on, perhaps you are high on PCP, in which case you should see a chiropractor immediately. And have you considered taking that unfunny shit bomb off of Youtube? Watching it makes my butt hurt. And as for your question about this fellow you have a crush on, I don't think that he is impressed with your outrageously slut-tastical behavior. At all. I'm certainly not. Hussy.

Good luck!

Barbara

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R.I.P. Hos

So According to the popular media, it will soon be truly out of fashion to use one of my favorite words on earth "Hos" (For pretty obvious reasons). So before this actually comes true, if it does (G-d Forbid), below I have posted one of my fondest memories of Hos.

It is a commentary on the lengths to which the employees of Winky Dinky Dog will go to ensure that each and every one of the sex workers in their neighborhood is fed a decent Winky meal.

enjoy....

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