Diddy Involved in Bizarre Secret Diva-Off with Barbra Streisand

Diddy, who has previously locked horns with Ina Garten in a fabulous champagne soaked battle to Out-Hampton each other, is now hiring his next personal assistant through YouTube. We suspect Barbra Striesand is involved.

“What better job than that to have me scream at you, go crazy, keep you up at late hours, have you sleep-deprived?” - Diddy

And from 1997, we give you Puff Daddy, the man who would be Puffy, who would be P. Diddy, who would be Diddy!

1997!

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Our YouTube Debate Question (We Worked Really Hard on This!)

We totally missed the submission deadline because we were at Carowinds and couldn't get a ride back.

There's always the next duh-bate!

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Not Tryin' to Put the Rush on Obama

dear barbara-

hey! I have a HUGE crush on this guy. He's running for PRESIDANT. At the end of the last school year i decided that i REALLY liked him. It is summer now and i really miss him. Me and my best friend sat with him and 3 of his other guy friends at lunch outside. I used to bring him these cookies because he loved them and he was always like o my god i love you for bringing him cookies and stuff. I really dont know if he likes me or what. All i know is that i am totally in love with him.

sincerely,

o.b.amaGIRLinterruptd

Dear GIRL-

First off, stop flashing your drawers. If you're having trouble keeping your clothes on, perhaps you are high on PCP, in which case you should see a chiropractor immediately. And have you considered taking that unfunny shit bomb off of Youtube? Watching it makes my butt hurt. And as for your question about this fellow you have a crush on, I don't think that he is impressed with your outrageously slut-tastical behavior. At all. I'm certainly not. Hussy.

Good luck!

Barbara

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