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TIGER LOVES DUBAI! Check it out- he's got his own FakeTown underway. We think it is in between the Halliburton Manse and Bubbles Jackson's Chimp-o-tainment Center!

Tiger with some Swedish lady
The tragic grace note of this otherwise TITILATING piece of gossip is that Tiger coulda been chillin' on Birth Control Island with Anna Nicole, Dear Sweet Angel, had she not been drugged into terminal nap time by Howard K. Stern. (Tip comes to you courtesy of our Minnesota-based sporting correspondent, Dave.)